alaynestone:longtimeloverslongtimefriends:

that’s one patient kitty. 

awwwww.

Sweet divine, this is cute

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The last one = Dying

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  • god:

    hey baby

  • god:

    did it hurt

  • god:

    when you fell from heaven?

  • satan:

    you're a fucking dick

unicornintercourse:

theconsultingarmydoctor:

but-i-hear-the-voices-say:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

^

I remember when the news said Tinky Winky was a convicted peadophile. 

Omg, it totally makes sense now why I think asians are so adorable.

Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

Nope, I think I’ll leave cyberdating for when I’m 40 and realise that I have one cat too many

» Asked by Anonymous

I’m now following this guy on Twitter

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